December 2009
70 posts
Car wash →
the line at the car wash was long as you probably could imagine since it was the dirtiest day of the year. being the driver with the biggest truck is advantageous at times like these because all i had to do to move to the front of the line was to stomp on the gas pedal like it was an unwanted spider. as i rolled over civic after civic i was met with many-a-honking-horns and twice as many...
Scooby Doo →
An overnight news report stated that the Mystery Machine van was found totaled on the side of I-90 in southern Minnesota. There have not been any reported injuries or deaths since no passengers have been found. 4 sets of footprints were discovered in the snow near the scene of the accident. The news report claimed that when the emergency response crews followed these footprints, they were lead to...
it's colder on the moon →
Isle of Man it’s colder on the moon> woke up to the sounds coming from a toy piano… which was odd because I wasn’t aware of owning any toy pianos… so I followed my ears to the source. I opened the cupboard door because the chilly fog coming from it had music note cut-outs within it. That was a good sign. Sticking my damn head within the upper shelves of the cupboard was how I became aware of...
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